TL;DR: One of the best purchases I've ever made.This is the best adult item (choosing my words carefully here) both my partner and I have ever owned, by miles. There is no comparison to the "pain relief" this brings. The battery life is great, and it is super sturdy! Like, we are not gentle with this thing at all, and it holds up like a champ! We didn't need a quiet one, but for those who do, this is way quieter than we thought it would be. It is nowhere near silent, but you probably wouldn't hear it through a wall (even on max) and it is extremely hard to hear across the room on low (I have tested this *extensively* and my partner never notices what I'm doing while she does the Twitter or plays Monster Hunter: World only a few feet away). We have found that it is super effective at curing a sore back. Like, well that's not exactly the body part we were targeting when we purchased it, you know. But it really heals our backs fast whenever they get sore. We use a lot of pressure on each other's backs when we are stiff, like a lot of pressure, and it is very robust and takes everything we throw at it. We have owned it for 8 months now and use it several times a week at least. There are no signs of wear, the battery still lasts ages, and it still feels amazing. This is truly one of the best purchases I have ever made in my life. Oh, about the "quiet" bit, it's quite quiet if used as intended. But if you accidentally let it fall between the bed and the wall where the handle is vibrating against the wall while it's on max then it sounds a bit like an extremely embarrassing jackhammer and can be heard a mile away. You have been warned. Just buy it already and have fun!I know that some people reading this are likely cishet (or "straight", in case you don't know that term) men who are trying to decide if this thing is worth the price tag to help spice up their "adult" activities. I have heard that men don't like reading paragraphs and prefer stats. That is sexist and probably not true, but just in case, and for the sake of their wives (assuming things here), here are some stats:Feeling: ★★★★★+★ 6 out of 5, 11 out of 10Quietness: ★★★★☆ 3.5 out of 5 (not silent but way better than expected)Value for the money: ★★★★★ 5 out of 5 It's not cheap, but it's worth every penny.Completions: 4 this weekRushing yards: Don't rushInterceptions: A third party was involved once, if that countsSTR: 15RES: 15DEX: 7INT: 12FTH: 999CHR: Yes (Oh yes)